Jolly gee! It’s a slothy bookmark, for sloths of all continents, jungles, rainforests and planets!

Say your introduction to Mr. Sloth, with his dazzling red coat and wonderful butt tattoo! He, who is always happy to put his arm on your shoulder like the best of sloth pals.

Why remember the page number of the page you last read of an amazing, GROUNDBREAKING, thrilling epic, when you can seek the services of Mr. Sloth here who is willing and ready to remain still and stationary at the page of your choice until your eventual return?

The page is like a blanket to the fair and well Mr. Sloth!

Mr. Sloth is flexible and can be kept sideways too!

So basically this is a painted bookmark for my broski. I really like the card this is painted on; it has a fantastic texture! But I only have one more, sob sob, and I don’t know where to get more since I recall that they are either a) stolen items (not from a store! Oh God) b) snagged from somewhere.
But yep. Bookmark.